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Title: The Pirate and the Pagan
ISBN: 0440206235
Author:
Virginia Henley
Publicate Date: 1990-12-01
Publish: 1990-12-01
List Price: $7.50
Average Customer Rating: 4.0
Format: Paperback
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1: SHOCKING
I find the pure fact that those reviewers of this book have not the decency to even remark what actualy century it is in! This is not the 18th Century folks! At least do your home work if you do not know when King Charles II reign was!
It is a fictional story and as all fictional stories will appeal to some and not to others. I have read it to satisfaction as good entertainment and I do know it is in the 17th Century!
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2: Ambivalence - I Hate It And I Love It!
This novel is both trash and an aphrodesiac. I put it down in disgust, and I pick it back up to read some more. I read parts out loud to the laughter of everyone in my carpool, then tell them to shut up so I can continue reading. The opening pages were so full of gaudy double-entendres that I nearly tossed the book in the trash when I first opened it. But I kept reading. I hate it, and I love it.
So why do I continue to read it? Better yet, WHY AM I ON MY THIRD COPY???
How many more times can you describe sex? And what is with the boardwalk t-shirt quotes? "If it swells, ride it." "Heaven doesn't want me and hell's afraid I'll take over!" This book should come with a sound-effects button to push for a flourish of trumpets after stupid sayings like that. Those phrases just don't work coming out of the mouths of 18th-century people.
Why do the heroines always swagger prettily and the men glare thunderously? Why do the heroines of Henley's novels ALWAYS have "upthrusting" and "impudent" body parts? Why do the men's descriptions defy reality? For the love of God...there's got to be a better way to word this!
And yet...for all the over-the-top descriptions, all the glorious flowing hair and hard, fur-pelted chests, all the sea spray and emerald eyes and upthrusting impudence, there's a decent story. A starving girl makes a desperate attempt to pay off a mortgage on her home, and all she has to pawn is her good looks and her keen mind. Her savior just happens to be the magistrate of the district, feared by many smugglers. What happens next, I leave to you to find out.
It's obvious Ms. Henley researches the time period, and she can tell a wonderful story, once you get past all the treacle, windswept nonsense, and fluttering lashes. This is my favorite of her historical/hysterical romances, and I'll probably be looking for a fourth copy soon.
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3: :0)
I loved it..No complaints here and because i don't have any doesn't mean i'm for violence aginst women...
Good read kept me captivated couldn't put it down...Ruark had a very nasty tempter, Rory was just the opposite very soft and loving even though Ruark and Rory are the same person..but i think Cat/Summer held her own...good read first book by this author won't be the last....
AS for the love scenes some ppl complain when its too much or its too little, i found it ok it never kept you bored i could tell you that much....
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4: A Better Description...
Book Description---
"Wild as a pagan goddess, Lady Summer galloped her stallion along the Cornish coast. She had dabbled in the smuggler's game to save her family estate, but a wealthy marriage would better serve her purpose now. Lord Ruark Helford seemed the answer to her reckless prayers. But as his hot, hungry kisses drew her toward deception and irresistible acts of love, she had to hesitate. Would this arrogant, handsome lord be her ticket to heaven--or hell?
A bold lord with only seduction in mind- Both a ruthless privateer and King Charles II's confidant, Lord Helford was a mysterious and dangerous man. Lady Summer's sensual innocence captivated him. When she suddenly appeared at court, he thought she'd be an easy conquest, a willing student of his brazen, skillful desire. But when she managed to steal his heart he vowed she must submit, obey, and never deceive him or by God's tears, he'd tame her not as a gentleman but as only a pirate could..."
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5: I Wanted To Walk The Plank After This One...
I was an avid romance reader for over 20 years. I stopped reading a few years back as I simply got bored with the plot lines and characters - everything started blending after awhile. I returned to reading last year and found a handful of interesting and talented authors to fire up my interest and imagination again. I picked up Virigina Henley again. I thought I'd try her again all these years later and remind myself of her ability.
Sadly...memory came flooding back within 1-2 chapters of reading "The Pirate & The Pagan". I remembered clearly why I stopped reading VH books.
1) Although her heroines are feisty, full of passion and beautiful...they often have serious potty mouths, attempt the most unusual activities, go over-board in everything they do and are usually self-centered chits - they are simply NOT believable or truely likeable main female characters. It took Summer having a baby and being imprisoned for her to stop being a selfish, spoiled and rotten little chit.
2) Although her hero's are often hot looking, well built, clearly well endowed and passionate leads...they are also hot headed, violent, angry, and a bit on the condescending side of things - not likeable traits in our main male leads.
3) Sex occurs early and often and many of the love scenes border on the female being smacked around and/or being taken by force or worse - not appealing at all.
In this book, Rory/Ruark tossed and slapped Summer around one too many times for me. They forced her into sex scenes after dark arguments and heated fights. She may have been sexually attracted to them and wanted to be together but, not under those circumstances and she made that clear. He/they never apologized for their actions when out of line. She got angry each time but, almost seemed to accept this behavior because "she loved the man". Yuck! Smacking a woman around was never in fashion - whether this book was written in 1880, 1990 or 2006!
Some readers felt the twist of the twin brothers "Ruark" and "Rory" was great. I thought it was poorly written, easy to see around and wasn't believable in the least. Each time one brother was around, the other was missing. They looked like each other, acted like one another, smelled like the other and Summer was supposed to be so attuned to each man? Her soul mate? Rory laughed and joked, Ruark was deep and serious - you mean a woman who loves you beyond all else couldn't see past this until the very end? Summer was clueless along with beautiful and self-centered.
I didn't find it enjoyable that Summer could so easily have sex with one brother, get pregnant while married to the other and play all these games with each of them. In turn, they played games with her. Back and forth it went. Sex, adultry, lies and more lies. Hard to find redeeming characteristics in any of the main characters - Summer, Ruark and Rory. Frankly, the butler was the most honrorable and decent person in the whole book!
I could go on and on about all the foolish things in this story but, really it was simply about two people hot for each other. They fought, made up, had hot sex scenes, got mad again, misunderstandings abound, a few smacks occur now and then and it's back to fighting again. It was one big cycle. I don't feel the sex scenes were gross or untasteful - for sex scenes - they were written fine. It just happened too often to be interesting and exciting. You knew within each chapter Rory/Ruark would meet up with Summer and fireworks would fly no matter what and off they would go - mating away like rabbits in the spring.
If you are looking for a stimulating, imaginative and emotional read - this is not for you. If you just want some heavy sex scenes and a few man dominating woman passages, this is for you. I would recommend you don't waste your money on this book. It's outdated, boring and predictable. There are so many great books and authors out there - both older ones and newer ones. DON'T buy this book if you have any quality standards when it comes to a romance story.
Recommended stories:
Jacquie D'Alessandro - Not Quite A Gentleman, The Bride Thief
Mia Ryan - The Duchess Diaries
Laura Guhrke - His Every Kiss
Sam Garver - One Night To Be Sinful
Anne Grace - The Last Waltz
Pat Grasso - To Love a Princess
Gaelen Foley - The Duke, Devil Takes a Bride
Katherine Sutcliffe - Dream Fever, Fire In The Heart, Shadowplay
Brenda Joyce - After Innocence, Secrets, The Prize
Judith McNaught - Whitney My Love, Almost Heaven
Meagen McKinney - Till Dawn Tames The Night, My Wicked Enchantress, When Angels Fall
Lisa Kleypas - Dreaming of You, Because You Are MIne, Then Came You, Where Dreams Begin
Victoria Alexander - When We Meet Again, The Husband List
Cathy Maxwell - The Lady is Tempted, Because of You
Karen Ranney - Till We Next Meet
Connie Brockway - All Through The Night
Liz Carlyle - No True Gentleman
Kat Martin - Wicked Promise
Sabrina Jefferies - The Pirate Lord, One Night With a Prince
Jillian Hunter - Daring, Abandoned, The English Scoundrel
These books offer deeper characters, passionate love scenes and an intriguing plot. It's a solid combination of emotional intensity and physical bonding. Enjoy these others - they are much more worth it!
I know I won't be popular for what I said but...it's at least truthful and from someone who has read hundreds if not thousands of books in 20 years. To each his own I guess is how we should leave it...and leave this one I will!
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